Friday, November 2, 2007

The Early Burn


From the moment we saw him on fire I was ecstatic! I just couldn't help thinking this is going down in the history of Burning Man and I'm witnessing it firsthand with maybe only 2000 to 3000 other people. We were at camp when I first noticed it. I had been trying to get my camp mates that were still awake watching the full eclipse of the moon to go out on Mother Nature, our mutant vehicle. I had felt like "something" was going to happen because of the eclipse. It was almost 3 am and I thought maybe someone would do some kind of performance or something like that. I mean just seeing a full eclipse is amazing, but to be in the middle of the desert AND at Burning Man. That's not going to happen again.

I had just climbed up to the top of Mother Nature with 2 or 3 other people when I noticed the man wasn't green anymore. He looked yellow! So we looked at it a few seconds more and I said "OH MY FUCKING GOD! THE MAN IS ON FIRE!"...no one believed me and I had to really convince everyone that it was true. So I yelled "TONY! GET YOUR CAMERA THE MAN IS ON FIRE!" Tony had just gone to bed about 10 minutes before and he heard me yell but he thought I was kidding and stayed in his yurt. The next day I told another camp mate that the man had burned the night before and he didn't believe me either.

So we fired up the art car and started driving out there. It was about a mile away. The funny thing was that if you looked around the circle that is the layout of Burning Man; the lights from cars and bikes and people were all heading in one direction. All of them towards the man.

A similar experience had been described to me earlier in my burn by Gary, the maker of the Inner Mind. The Inner Mind had, among many other things, 4 huge halogen lights that were pointed straight up in the air. He said when he was testing the lights he would look out towards where people were and a large majority of them would all turn towards the light. Then he would turn it off and they would loose interest and go back to whatever it was they were doing. It is very easy to have a short attention span on the playa as there are so many bright and shiny and noisy things to draw your attention.

So we get out there and the Black Rock Rangers had already set up a fifty foot perimeter around the burning man. There was a fire truck there but it couldn't spray high enough so it was just soaking the stuff below. As we were watching him burn I noticed a lot of the same things happening that happen at the regular burn. Some people were yelling "Save the Man!" Others were yelling "Burn the Man!" and "Stop, Drop and Roll!" and "Down in Front" (even though the crowd was only 1 or 2 people deep) All the usual things that people say at the burn. Everyone was tingling with the excitement of it all.

Of course the playa rumor mill that is notorious at Burning Man was running at full speed. All kinds of silly or sobering theories were being bounced around.

So then two more fire trucks show up and one of them can spray almost high enough. So he starts spraying the water a little bit into the wind and lets the mist drift into the man. After about 10 minutes the left arm falls off and a rumble goes through the crowd. Another 10 minutes and the fire is out.

About 10 minutes later two of our camp mates, Jeff and Sarah, come up to Mother Nature and tell us they saw the whole thing. (One of the nice things about having an illuminated 25 foot tall art car is that your friends can find you fairly easily.) The man climbed up the wires holding two of the shade fabrics together. It was as simple as climbing a ladder and I had heard other people had done the same thing earlier in the evening so that in itself was not that unusual. But this man climbed all the way up to the base of the man and started pouring something from his canteen onto the mans foot. He then lit something else on fire and stuffed it into the foot. When Sarah saw that she said she yelled "Hey! What the Fuck are you doing?" This quote was in the special edition newspaper, The Black Rock Beacon the next morning, sans expletive.

I think most burners were not that fazed by the early burning of the man. So much crazy stuff happens out there that it really wasn't that big of a deal. They took him down the next day (Tuesday) and started rebuilding. He was put back up a day after that (Wednesday) without his head. Thursday they put his head on and right before midnight the neon was turned back on. From then it really just seemed like any other time at Burning Man.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Space Shuttle

So did anyone else see the space shuttle steak across the sky tonight? It was neeto. I was on the phone with Stephanie and we spotted it at the same time. She was at her Mom's in Colfax and had just called to tell me she had drank too many drinks to drive home!

I heard some dude on KVMR talking about it this afternoon and set my alarm for 10:10pm and then forgot about it until my alarm went off. It zoomed by at about 10:17.

Dude said it was going 17,500 mph and would be in Florida in 15 minutes. Zoinks! It had a little bit of a reddish glow and took about a minute to go across the sky. At least the sky I could see. There were some trees in the way a bit.

Funny what an interesting radio program can turn into. Later on on the same station they did an hour long interview with Micheal Moore about his new movie, Sicko. Sounds pretty interesting and I always enjoy his Movies. This one is all about health care in this 'great' old country o' ours. It's not pretty.